Brand: Offensive Crayons
Color: Black
Features:
- Finally, the pen set no one asked for. 5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the sh*t out of your co-workers if you won’t stop pressing it.
- Phrases include: You can be replaced, It will probably get worse, Failure is always an option ,You’re going to fuck it up at some point, Dream big then settle
- Black Ink
- The perfect gag gift for teachers, brothers, sisters, stoners, parents, step-sisters, janitors, students, girlfriends, grandmothers, plumbers, boyfriends, holidays, coworkers, secret santa, white elephant, office gifts, for the neighbor down the street, Christmas, Hanukkah, Valentines, mothers day, fathers day, and more.
Details: Behold, a pen set that finally lives up to your mediocre life. This set of 5 pens not only writes (because they’re pens), but surely remind the owner that work likely sucks, and capitalism is an endless soul-sucking cycle.
UPC: 649910948936
Package Dimensions: 10x159x48
