$66.49
Brand: Old Spice
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Details: From the Manufacturer
Rub it on the stock market, Mr. Federal Chairman. If your armpits are in a deep recession, bail them out from wetness and odor with Old Spice Sweat Defense Soft Solid Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant. Export manly smells and import ladies, knowledge, and stories you’ll tell your great grandchildren. This anti-perspirant & deodorant is a straight-shooting policymaker. For maximum odor protection, use with Old Spice Odor Blocker Body Wash. At a Glance Gives sweat a beatdown A high-performing advanced solid Product dispenses through holes for ideal application amount For Maximum Odor Protection, Use With Old Spice Odor Blocker Body Wash
Don’t just stop odor. Tie it to a train track like an old-timey villain with a dastardly mustache. Then stand back and laugh at its demise, while simultaneously congratulating yourself on your seaworthy knot-tying abilities. Many Manly Scents to Choose From view larger After Hours Fresh Pure Sport Swagger Frequently Asked Questions
What are the pros of procuring this product? It plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain It gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into your enemies It smells like cobra fangs It allows you to mark large geographical areas with your scent and increase your dominion It increases your ability to sense other dimensions It makes you feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women It makes larger mammals fear you It allows you to save small animals using only your man scent
What are the cons of procuring this product? It incites an unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals It creates a desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist It smells too manly Its manly scent causes people to assume you’re an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries
What if my current soap isn’t manly enough?
Try Old Spice Body Wash.
What if I smell like a turtle cage?
Try Old Spice Deodorant.
What if I want to slap the smell of America on my face?
Try an Old Spice fragrance in Aftershave or Cologne.
What if my armpits spring a leak?
Try Old Spice Anti-Perspirant.
What if I’ve lost my man-smell?
Try Old Spice Body Spray.
Product Description
Red Zone is the best dryness protection you can get from Old Spice.
UPC: 794628252094
Package Dimensions: 62x189x531