Brand: Shittens
Color: White
Features:
- THE ULTIMATE WET WIPE: If there’s one universal truth that we can all agree on, it’s this: no one wants poop on their hands. We’re the first mitten shaped wet wipes that protect your hands while cleaning posteriors.
- WHO NEEDS IT: Anyone who poops. Or is around poop. Additionally, anyone who has a small child, a fur baby, or a grandpa. Shittens are a lifesaver for elderly adults, for a shower-on-the-go (after the gym or on the “walk of shame”), and on that camping trip. How many times has your dog’s “number two” been closer to a “number one and a half”? Enough is enough! When you REALLY need a Shitten, nothing else will do(o).
- WE’RE THE SH*T: Shittens are made in the USA, eco-friendly, hypoallergenic and fragrance-free. Feel good about using Shittens to wipe your babies, pets and adults. Everybutty loves a cool, clean Shitten!
- HOW TO: After using it, make a fist. With your other hand, grab the bottom edge of the Shitten on the back of your hand and pull it up & over, creating an inside out “Shitten Ball” for easy disposal. Like all wet wipes, Shittens shouldn’t be flushed down the toilet (and seriously, a Shitten Ball is FAR less gross in your trash can than a used square wet wipe).
Details: If there’s one great universal truth that we can all agree on, it’s this: No one wants poop on their hands. And yet, we laugh carelessly in the face of danger every time we take an old fashioned wet wipe to our heinies, flying completely blind in the critical poop-to-hand spatial relation. How many times have you taken one of those substandard wet wipes to the posterior of a child, risking major contamination from that flailing poop cloth? And how many times has your dog’s “number two” been a little closer to a number one “and a half”, requiring a deadly grab & pull maneuver with whatever’s laying around? Enough is enough! With new Shittens, you can fully protect your hands while tending to the dirty deed. Great for: Stocking Stuffer Gag Gift Christmas Gag Gift Secret Santa Gift White Elephant Gift Please leave your comments, opinions, experiences about the Shittens in the Customer Reviews section below
UPC: 794168537392
Package Dimensions: 37x186x191
