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Witty Yeti Hilarious Bad Parking Cards Total Annihilation Edition 50 Pk 5 x 10 Sayings Perfect for Shaming Drivers. Funny Road Rage Revenge, Gag Gift, Prank Insult Set and White Elephant Novelty

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Brand: Witty Yeti

Color: White

Features:

  • GET QUIET, SWIFT REVENGE ON ASSHOLE DRIVERS. Don’t have time to wait around for every bad parker to come back to their car? Leave a card so even if you’re long gone, your angry sentiment lingers.
  • BE AS OFFENSIVE AS THEIR PARKING. Tired of assholes parking like idiots? Get revenge by unleashing your anger and leaving no room for doubt as to how you feel about their shitty driving skills.
  • GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our gag gifts. If at any point you’re not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
  • GIVE LAUGHTER AND BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. Make everyone jealous of your gift giving and hilariously satisfy righteous road rage anger with this perfect stocking stuffer or white elephant gift.
  • THICK DURABLE PAPER = LONG LASTING INSULTS. Our idiot parking cards have the look and feel of actual business cards, making your insults last longer in inclement weather and look super professional.

Details: Offend the bad parkers of the world as much they offend you with their ignorant driving with Witty Yeti’s Extra Offensive Bad Parking Cards.
How many times have you asked yourself “Is it really that hard?” as you try not to door ding the terribly parked car next to yours? Whether you deputize yourself or give the gag gift of parking revenge, these bad parking cards will help win the war against arguably the simplest part of driving – parking the damn car. The cards This is the trail of tears of parking jobs I’ve seen people with Parkinsons color inside the lines better than you parked this car. If I ever parked this incompetently I would just kill myself. Though, if you tried, I’m sure you’d fail at that too. Hellen Keller could have parked this car better than you did. I feel sorry for your significant other because if you fuck like you park, you must never get it in “Did you Nazi the lines, you blind dipshit?” -Hitler Do you work at Planned Parenthood? Cause this is an abortion of a parking job. Your parking job is like cancer. Only worse, because it wont kill you. With the skill you’ve shown today, you would no-doubt win Gold at the Special Olympics of parking. If your car was a plane and the parking spot the twin towers, 9/11 wouldn’t have happened.What’s in the Box?
You will receive 50 2×3.5in Witty Yeti bad parking cards, which includes five copies of ten different hilarious and insulting phrases.Lifetime 100% Money-Back Satisfaction Guarantee!
If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!

UPC: 817244027973

Package Dimensions: 28x94x82

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